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Now, I've heard some of you are feeling
threatened by my decision to hire

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someone with no magazine experience as
our new creative consultant.

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So to clear things up, I've asked Vicki
to explain exactly what she plans to do

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here at Blush. Vicki.

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Thank you, Jack.

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Well, first of all, I'm not going to
pretend that I know everything about the

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magazine business.

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Maybe I have been too skittish about
Vicki. I mean, it's good to have another

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woman in a position of authority,
shattering the glass ceiling, skipping

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hurdles.

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Like the damn queen of the world.

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Why doesn't my mother love me?

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Oh, God, she is shameless.

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Look at her, undressing me with her
eyes.

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Easy cowgirl.

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It's going to happen. Because I'm Elliot
DeMauro.

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Accent on the moro.

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Because I give the ladies moro.

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I'm going to have to work on that.

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If I ate Count Chocula, a Pop -Tart, and
a pack of sugar, would I black

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out?

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Let's not give the readers what we want.

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Let's give the readers what they want,
right?

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Come on, Vicki.

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Drink the water.

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The pills are bizarre and you won't feel
a thing.

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Maybe if I drink mine.

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I just want you to know that I feel
really lucky and really happy to be

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Thank you, Vicki. Well said.

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Any questions?

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Yes. Um, which water is yours?

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That one.

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I'm going to need a safe place to mellow
out for six to twelve hours.

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I don't care about schedules. I don't
care about deadlines. I told you,

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doesn't want to shoot today. And why
should you?

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There's no on -off switch. There's only
you, Katinka, the magnificent.

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Will you hold my hand while I change?

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Does Kate Moss eat lip gloss?

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That rhymes, and she does.

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Dude, she's hot.

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You gonna Vladimir her Putin?

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Sorry, was I being too vulgar?

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Hey, Finch, could you check my dad's
schedule? I want to take him to lunch.

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can do.

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Today's our traditional Thank You,
Dennis luncheon, a reward for my total

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devotion, which is why I got my monthly
shave.

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Everyone, meet Tallulah.

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We met at a rave. Well, actually, I was
at the rave. She was outside screaming,

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I love you, at a Mylar balloon.

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You smell like robots.

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She's fabulous.

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Why is she here?

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I am holding a mirror up to your father.

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If Jack can bring in some unqualified
stranger like Vicky off the street, then

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so can I. So you're exploiting this poor
woman?

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Oh, she's not a poor woman. She's a
baronet.

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That's what it says on her little
cardboard crown.

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I want a sandwich.

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Okay, just pace yourself.

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You want to have plenty of crazy left
for when the old man gets here.

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Dennis, has Dick Clark called about the
dive trip?

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Oh, yeah. The plane departs at 7. And by
the way, each guest is getting a

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complimentary top -of -the -line
wetsuit. That egomaniac. Ever since he

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playing handball with Joe Cocker, he'll
do anything to draw attention to that

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tight little body.

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Oh, look at the time. We'll be late for
lunch.

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Where are you going?

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With you, remember?

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Look, we're going to have to postpone.
I'm taking Vicki out to celebrate her

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arrival. All righty, Jack.

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Wait, wait. But we always go on the
first Tuesday.

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We count down the days.

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It's the only thing that makes life
worth living for us.

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Look, if you two have plans, I could
just get something on my own.

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Good idea. I like the cut of your jib.

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Now, sir, get ready to dirty our chins
with Mr. Tony Romo.

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Dennis, not today.

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I'm taking you to my club. Wow, the
club?

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Don't feed him broccoli. He'll be murder
in the limo.

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Jack, following your lead, I brought in
my own creative consultant.

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Meet Tallulah.

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Oh, no thank you.

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Nina, is this some lame attempt to
belittle my decision to hire Vicki?

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Then what if it is?

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Then you will feel the full force of my
rage.

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then that is definitely not what it is.

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No, no, Tallulah is a fashion maverick.

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Oh, excellent. I think you make a great
team. You can spend the day working

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together on the resort layout.

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Ah, of course.

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Thank you.

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Oil is squirting out of my nipple.

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a gas leak in the elevator?

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Here you go. We didn't finish our
dessert.

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Oh, funny. I was going to give you the
bird.

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Vicki, I can't remember when I've had so
much fun. Pop in anytime.

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Thank you. Thank you, I will.

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Uh, just to clarify, when he says pop
in, what he really means is always

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check in with me.

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Yeah, but that's not what he said. He
said pop in.

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Anytime. Don't try to confuse me with
your words, all right?

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A rule is a rule.

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What crawled into your cocoa?

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She got the pop -in.

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Nobody gets the pop -in except me.

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I hate her and her bird full of stupid
food.

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Let me teach you a little something
about how to treat the new girl.

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Lead with the carrot, not the stick.

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Observe.

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Hey, Vicki, listen.

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Got a little DeMauro tradition. I always
buy the newcomer a drink.

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You know, just for the Elliot.

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What? Just a funny name thing. Anyway,
how about that drink?

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Elliot, are you asking me out on a date?

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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Thank God.

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Thank God I sleep with a lot of
beautiful women, because otherwise that

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have hurt my feelings.

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That must have been demoralizing.

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Come on, that's funny because you're
hurt.

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Okay, now you have your grape soda. So
just sit there quietly while I try and

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get some work done.

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All right, so clearly it's not just an
orange soda problem.

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Between you and me and whoever else you
think is here.

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I brought you here to make an ironic
statement.

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Now, clearly, it's not panning out, so
I'd appreciate it if you...

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Excellent.

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Could you excuse me for just one moment?

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What?

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Did you see that? The pop -in. That's
the fourth one today.

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Finch, it's not a big deal. It is a big
deal. If she has the courage to trim his

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ears, I'm out of my ass.

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I can't get any work done. Why does
Tallulah have to be so difficult?

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My dad is making you work with her to
prove a point. Why don't you just go to

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him and admit what you've done? Because
then Jack will think I'm being petty and

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mean -spirited.

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And you brought her here because?

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I'm bitter and vindictive. There's a
slight difference.

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What do you want me to do?

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Nothing. Just lure her to the top of the
staircase while I spread these marbles

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around. Oh, I'm not going to do that.

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Oh, fine. Then just keep her busy while
I finish the layout for the resort

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issue.

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All right.

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Hey, excuse me. Has anyone seen my crazy
person?

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I think it's a mistake bringing Vicki
into our inner circle. We have no idea

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she is. She could be anyone. She could
be Canadian.

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Dennis, none of that matters. I like
her.

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My wetsuit has arrived. Right.

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Nice.

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Oh, you ordered a medium?

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Yes. I wear a medium.

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I may occasionally wear an extra large
for comfort.

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But I've been a medium since Buster Crab
and I first went bone fishing.

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I'll prove it to you, Mr.

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Smartmouth. Step outside and guard that
door while I leap into this thing.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. I'm just dropping off an
article for Jack.

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That's cool.

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Just as long as you know his office is
strictly off -limits.

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Look, I don't need your permission to
see Jack, and we both know that.

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I don't think so, Vivian.

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It's Vicky, and I could go in if I want
to.

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Attention. No entrada.

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Verboten.

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Okay, that's it. Move.

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Don't do it.

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Move before I make you move.

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You'll be sorry.

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Jack,

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hide your shame.

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Oh, my God.

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No, your other shame.

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Oh, don't tug on the zipper.

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Wow, that's going to attract a lot of
fish.

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Why would she just barge in here after
you told her not to?

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So she doesn't respect your privacy or
your authority. Big freaking deal. It is

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a big deal. She made me look ridiculous.

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Now I got to... Clearly reassert your
authority?

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Precisely, because if I don't... You'll
be seen as fat and powerless?

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Why not?

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Just keep her away from me, Dennis.

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But before you leave, hand me the
scotch.

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I do not want to be sober when they cut
me out of this trip.

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You set me up.

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I said don't go in there.

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But it was the way you said it.

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Oh, quit your whining, Velma.

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You mess with the bull, you get the
horns, all right? So ta -ta. Baby, go to

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sleep now.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, don't worry, Finch.

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I'm not going to touch you.

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I'm just looking for the fear.

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What fear?

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What I do is figure out what you're most
afraid of, then I strike.

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You have access to elves?

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Answer me!

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Since, did you by any chance start a
small campfire in the ladies' room?

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No.

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Damn, she's still here.

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You can have fruitcake with rainbow
boots, moved really around this office

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nobody noticing her.

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I don't know.

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Oh, Elliot, that was incredible.

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You didn't just photograph me. You
captured the real person I pretend to

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If you're happy, I'm happy.

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See? That kind of blatant fawning turns
me on.

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Too bad you're not my type.

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What is your type?

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Blonde.

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Quirky and slight.

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Like Sissy Spacek.

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With a penis.

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Elliot, you wanted to see me? Yes.

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Yes, I've been thinking about our last
conversation, and I want to thank you

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having the courage of your convictions.

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I'm not following.

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Come on, you know if this thing happens,
look out, right?

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We've got this Mediterranean Chianti
craziness, and once we uncork that jug,

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know we're going to drink it dry.

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So it's good.

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It's good that you got a policy against
dating guys in the office.

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I don't have a policy.

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And then Vicki says to me, I'm not going
to touch you.

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What does that mean?

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What does it mean when other women say
it to you?

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It's the way she said it. It may not be
bad.

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You know, one summer, I had this problem
with this Turkish girl at science camp.

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Yeah, and you bitched about it until
your dad gave you a mountain of cash.

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end. Nina, your thoughts?

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Oh, my God, she's in the air, Darts.

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Watch your back with Vicky. She's evil,
man.

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She messes with your mind and stomps on
your soul.

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Have you been crying?

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A little, yes.

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That's it.

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I'm going on the defensive. We're at
Finch Con 1, people. Oh, my

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God.

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He's gorgeous.

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Those soft features that blend her neck.

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Those tight buttocks. He's pure space.

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I'm assuming he has a penis.

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When was the last time you ate
something?

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I don't know. When was June?

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Excuse me.

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I don't mean to be followed, but are you
busy this evening?

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What, are you kidding me? Of course I'm
not.

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Why... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I see what's going on.

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Let me guess, you find me attractive.

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Yes. Yes, I do.

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And you'd like to have relations with
me.

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If that means sex, then yes.

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All right.

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I'll have sex with you. But I just want
you to know, I'm a very selfish lover.

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I start about an hour before you do and
finish with lightning speed.

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I cry during the act, and afterwards I
feel ashamed and take pictures of you,

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which I put on the Internet.

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You disgust me, and not in a good way.

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That's right. Go over there and tell
your friend Vicky your plan to humiliate

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didn't work.

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That's right. Walk right past her like
you don't know her.

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Get on the elevator like you don't know
her.

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Oh, my God, you don't know her. Wait.

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The Internet part wasn't true.

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I'm in so much trouble. I can't find
Tallulah anywhere.

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Well, she's probably hiding because
she's scared. Oh, please. For all we

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she could be running around hopped up on
pills and brandishing a handgun.

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Oh, my God. She stole your purse.
Welcome to my nightmare.

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Here's the plan.

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I stand here and never move.

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That way, she can't get me.

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Well, what if you have to go to the
bathroom?

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Got that covered. It's called the
trucker's buddy.

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I may smell like a nursing home, but I
stay on the job.

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Come on, man.

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You can't let her get to you like this.
I mean, sure, earlier today she had me

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off my game, but I bounced back.

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Have you been drinking?

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A little, yes.

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What do you want?

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Nothing. I know Jack is meeting with
Dick Clark, so I wanted to drop off the

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thank you gift.

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Thank you gift? I don't know anything
about a thank you gift.

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Jack mentioned that he wanted to give a
gift to Mr. Clark for the dive trip, so

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I took the liberty of picking something
up myself.

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So if you don't mind, I'll just bring it
in. Oh, I mind.

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I mind quite a bit.

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Cool. Then be my guest.

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That was easy.

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Too easy. You want me to give this to
Mr. Clark because Jack will be

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by its contents and I'll be blamed.

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Clever. Fine.

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Then I'll bring it in. Well, not quite.

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So you can get back into Jack's good
graces? Nice try.

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Then you take it. Okay, no.

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Okay, no. Wait.

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Oh, I see what you're doing.

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You got me on the freak -out loop.

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Where you're all, I'm going to get you.

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And I'm all, when's the axe going to
drop?

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Well, guess what? I'm on to you. There
ain't no axe. Because you don't gots to

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onions, sister.

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So you'll excuse me. I have a package to
deliver.

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Jack, Mr. Clark, sorry to interrupt, but
I picked up the thank you gift for your

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gracious host.

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Oh, Jack.

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This is gorgeous. Glad you like it. Good
work, Dennis.

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Is there a reason it seems to be bonding
to my flesh?

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Gallo, if they can't pry this off by New
Year's Eve, they're going to destroy

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you.

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Jack. Dennis, as a result of your monkey
shines, I've been uninvited from the

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dive trip, the golf tournament, and the
omelet party. And I just bought a

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platinum whisk.

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Jack, it wasn't me.

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And anyway, I got two tickets to the
Yankee game.

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Want to join me?

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Wow, a luxury box.

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I'll go get my purse.

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I'll be waiting in the limo.

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You set me up.

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Well, I may not got the onions, brother,
but I made you cry. So, ta -ta.

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Baby, go to sleep now.

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This may be none of my business, but I
think you should cut Finch some slack.

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Why would I want to do that?

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He's obsessed with my dad.

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Hangs on his every word.

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Constantly seeks his approval.

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Not that he's ever going to get it, but
who can?

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And your father's the great withholder.

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What? Nothing.

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00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:22,680
Anyway, Finch is a cockroach, but he's
our cockroach.

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And my dad means the world to him.

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So just take that under consideration.

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Listen, maybe I was a little bit harsh
on you. Hey, I don't need your pity.

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00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:44,370
This is defense you're talking to, okay?

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I'm a rock in a bulletproof vest in a
castle with a moat and guns.

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Sticking out.

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Anyway, I'm fairly protected.

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Hey, I know, I know. I was just going to
offer you this ticket, so...

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You and Jack can go to the game, maybe
mend some fences, but I know you're

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probably too proud. Ta -ta! Baby, go to
game now.

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Oh, hey, Elliot.

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Look, it turns out that I'm free
tonight, so if you still want to get

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drink... Oh, wow, that sounds great.

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00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,860
Unfortunately, I don't have time to
indulge your little mind game. I have

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plans. You see?

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I just met a baroness.

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And send what you shall have, m 'lady.